France Road Trip 2026

Normandy · Brittany · Loire Valley

13 days around France

From Bratislava to the Atlantic and back — D-Day beaches, a tidal abbey, oysters on the quay and kayaks under a château.

๐Ÿ“… 24 Jul – 5 Aug 2026 ๐Ÿš— 3,555 km ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท 4 countries

The route on the map

From Bratislava through the heart of France to the Atlantic coast and back — 23 stops along the way.

Bratislava Nuremberg Metz Verdun Reims Rouen ร‰tretat Honfleur Omaha Beach Saint-Malo Mont-Saint-Michel Dinan Cancale Pornic Nantes Noirmoutier Angers Amboise Chenonceau Nancy Stuttgart Linz

Scroll and the car draws the whole loop — west to the Atlantic, south along the coast, home through the Loire.

The trip in numbers

One car, four countries, and an unreasonable amount of cheese.

13
Days on the road
3,555 km
Total distance
23
Stops on the route
40h 10min
Behind the wheel

What the trip was made of

The bits we planned the whole loop around.

Châteaux & castles
UNESCO sites
6 days
By the ocean
Cancale
Fresh oysters
Museums
Étretat
Chalk cliffs
Loire
Kayaks under the château
Noirmoutier
Passage du Gois tidal road

Day by day

Click a day to unfold the programme.

3× transit day 4× transfer + programme 6× day trip from a base

Thirteen days is a long time to sit in a car, and still not enough for France. Below, the stops that were worth the detour — and what we’d do the same again.

Highlights

Étretat was the first “wow” of the trip. We timed the arrival for about 13:00, hiked the cliff path along the top of the white chalk arches and then came down to the beach as the tide dropped, so we saw the formations from both sides within three hours.

The D-Day coast was the day that weighed the most. Pointe du Hoc is still cratered like a moonscape, and the American cemetery above Omaha Beach needs no commentary at all. If you do one stop there, do Colleville-sur-Mer.

Mont-Saint-Michel justifies the 07:30 alarm. Arriving for the 09:00 opening we walked the abbey while it was still quiet; by noon the laneways were a river of people and we were already having crêpes in Dinan.

In Cancale you buy oysters at the market stall right on the quay, straight from the producers, and eat them on the sea wall with a baguette. A dozen for two people costs less than a coffee back home.

The Passage du Gois was the quirkiest drive: a 4 km road that spends most of the day under the Atlantic. We had the tide table printed, waited for the 12:30–14:45 window, and crossed with the sea lapping just below the edge of the pavement.

And Chenonceau closed the trip perfectly: the château that straddles the River Cher, walked in the morning at opening time, then paddled underneath it in kayaks in the afternoon — the best view of the arches is from the water.

What worked

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